Because Maturity is My Middle Name

I read this thing on some site about men's and women's top celebrities they'd want to bang. Being the gutter-minded individual I am, I started thinking about who i'd want. Without further adieu, here it is in no particular order...my Bang List:

1. David Bowie (Circa 1986. The "Labyrinth" era)

2. Johnny Depp (ESPECIALLY in Secret Window...but of course everything else as well)

3. Robert Downey, Jr.

4. Andre Ethier (Bats lefty...why do you think I prefer sitting on the first base line? ;) Haha)

5. David Duchovny (In Californication)

6. Michael C. Hall

7. Mike Rowe

8. Simon Pegg

9. David Henrie

10. Ewan McGregor

11. Jon Bon Jovi

12. Anthony Bourdain

13. Joaquin Phoenix (Circa Gladiator, Signs or The Village)

14. Demetri Martin

15. Billy Boyd

16. Tobey Maguire (Circa Spiderman 1, Spiderman discovery scene)

17. Hugo Weaving (Yeah, yeah...get the nerd jokes out now)

18. Adrian Grenier

19. George Clooney (Circa Oh Brother, Where Art Thou)

20. Taylor Lautner (When i'm drunk)

Why yes, I DO have a thing for older men. What's your top 20?